craphap

someone comes and eats out of your fucking fucking ass and poop it in a fucking bitch's fucking banana SOUP!

That big bitch is a craphap.

craphap by epedety November 5, 2020

Craphat 

Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.

Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT

Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.

Elton John is a piano playin craptapper

craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

Craphamus 

A combination of the Holidays of Chanukah and Christmas where one receives gag type gifts.

Slang for disgust or disappointment.

A substitution for any vulgar word.

A car cut Steven off, and he yelled Craphamus!

All I received for my birthday was Craphamus.

We celebrated Craphamus together this year and had one hell of a time!

Craphamus by Buddy G January 2, 2012

craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

CRAPapulting 

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

CRAPapulting by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu

damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously

craprappier by therealiconicdynamicduo November 3, 2017