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Craphat
Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.
Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)
Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.
Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.
Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.
All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.
7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.
A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)
Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.
Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.
Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.
All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.
7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.
A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!
Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.
Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.
Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020
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craphammer
a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?
elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
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CRAPapulting
The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).
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