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A craplap is when you’re receiving a lap dance from someone and they take a fat shit on your lap.
“Aw man i was at club tush and i totally got craplapped, it was awesome!”
craplap by Tushy24you January 27, 2018
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craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

CRAPapulting 

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).
Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!
CRAPapulting by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

craplash 

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.
I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.
craplash by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu
damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously
When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.
After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!
crapnap by McLandshark March 22, 2007

Crapapalooza 

A whole new meaning to the word Crap...
"Crapapalooza thats a big school"
Crapapalooza by HarryPotterFREAK August 18, 2009
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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