a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?
elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004
Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!
by Mickey Bitsko September 14, 2007