craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

Cairns Clawhammer 

When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.

I was getting passionate so i gave the old Cairns Clawhammer!

Cairns Clawhammer by BD The Pirate July 10, 2009

crapgamer 

Ironic name of a gamer. If he does great the name is ironic. If he does bad then the name is as advertised.

I cant believe Crapgamer just owned me so bad on Call OF Duty.

crapgamer by Monster Joff February 26, 2010

craphammers 

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

craphammers by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

crabhammer 

The 'crabhammer' is quite simply a sexual maneuver.

1. the girl gives the guy a blowjob
2. the guy comes in the girl's mouth
3. the guy rolls onto back, and smacks the girl with the sole of his right foot, then his left
4. the guy rolls back up, and pushes the girl backwards (kinda rolling her upside down)
5. the guy sticks his index and middle fingers (of each hand) into the girl's ass, and pulls it open
6. insert scrotum into rectum
7. remove fingers
8. bounce up and down
9. Congratulations! you have completed the crabhammer

Guy: so in my dream I give this chick the crabhammer, and then she makes me a bologna sandwich as I jackhammer her while rawhide is playing on my stereo

Therapist: well... i guess that would mean that you have some feelings of latent affection towards her...

Guy: dude... are you fucking kidding me?

crabhammer by LarryVR March 17, 2007

clawhammer 

Original AMD Athlon 64 core. This was found on both the Socket 754 and Socket 939 interfaces. The Clawhammer core featured 1 MB of L2 cache and ran a 800MHz Hypertransport bus. Furthermore, the Clawhammer was based on the 130nm manufacturing process. These processors ran roughly 20 - 30% faster than the Athlon XP Bartons at the same clock frequency.

Do not confuse the Clawhammer with the newer Newcastle core which is also on the Socket 754/939 but features only 512KB of L2 cache. The Clawhammer core was the original Athlon 64 and is the core for the Athlon FX series (53, 55).

Today I bought a Athlon 64 based on the Clawhammer core and it ripped apart the Intel Pentium 4 in all benchmarks.

clawhammer by dmo April 24, 2005

Portuguese Crabhammer 

When you grab someone by the gooch, asshole, pussy and or balls, and pick them up and throw them down hopefully causing trauma to the neck, head or genitalia.

After Jenny refused a Dirty Sanchez I grabbed that bitch by the cunt and gave her a Portuguese Crabhammer

Portuguese Crabhammer by NickSuki August 4, 2009