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craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphouse 

A bathroom, especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.
I have to go to the craphouse.
craphouse by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

craphammers 

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.
Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!
craphammers by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

Craphouse Polio 

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.
I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.
Craphouse Polio by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

craphass 

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.
"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."
craphass by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009

craphands 

When you eat so much burger king that your hands get huge and fat as shit
Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.

Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.
craphands by chelm_star December 22, 2018