Craphamus

A combination of the Holidays of Chanukah and Christmas where one receives gag type gifts.

Slang for disgust or disappointment.

A substitution for any vulgar word.

A car cut Steven off, and he yelled Craphamus!

All I received for my birthday was Craphamus.

We celebrated Craphamus together this year and had one hell of a time!

by Buddy G January 2, 2012

craphammer

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

craphouse

A bathroom, especially a bathroom contained in its own small building.

I have to go to the craphouse.

by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

craphammers

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

Craphouse Polio

The phenomenon of losing all feeling in your legs from sitting on the toilet for too long. The result of this numbness also creates a limp or temporary paralysis of the legs.

I was playing Angry Birds on the can for so long I got the Craphouse Polio.

by 3rdmartini July 28, 2010

craphass

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.

"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."

by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009

craphands

When you eat so much burger king that your hands get huge and fat as shit

Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.

Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.

by chelm_star December 22, 2018