Claphapel 

A word with no grammatical limitations. Can be used in any situation.
1. Defined as "when you're like uh.. ah... arggh@".
A translation being: when you wake up (or are woken up) early in the morning, and you're already mentally active when you're on the computer.
2. A general term of annoyance and frustration, though not very harsh.

'That's what u get when u claphapel me this early'
'You're claphapeled all the time'
'You're not a very claphapelly person.'

Claphapel by The masked invader of minds January 24, 2009

Clappeliam 

The gentlemans reference to cocaine, originating from the upper class drinking establishments of Maidstone, Kent.

"Excuse me my dear, would it be very rude if I was to ask if I could blow some Clappeliam up your arse ?"

Clappeliam by Scrunyan February 18, 2007