crapfaint

While taking a large deuce you push so hard that you almost black out.

Steve used the bathroom at Jamey's house. 30 minutes later Steve returned and said, "Crapfainted again gotta stop eating at P.F. Changs."

by Swandive123 August 16, 2010

CraptainSensible

The misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in bullshit

I can't believe what the OP posted, I'm gonna respond to the bullshit.

Don't bother, it's CraptainSensible

by erroneousapostrophe January 2, 2009

craptain

A terrible captain

Craptain Planet is the worst captain ever!

by Devin July 26, 2003

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

crapintosh

Very expensive boat anchor

The rope came undone and I lost my boat. Damn crapintosh can't even keep my boat from floating away!

by Lost Boat April 24, 2006

Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

by steve austin September 19, 2005

crapintosh

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003