adamisaspaz's definitions

crappleworks

Slang for Appleworks. Used to convey dissatisfaction with the Appleworks software suite.

Crappleworks could only be worse if using it was physically painful.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

CIS 200

n. Stands for Computer Information Systems 200. The most boring class in the universe. Has arbitrary and capricious grading standards.

Shit, I forgot to do the lab for that douchebag CIS 200 class.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

white pants

A stylish piece of apparel.

Man, look at the white pants he be sportin'.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

boneable

adj. Physically attractive. Arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest.

That girl over there looks eminently boneable.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

spazzes

v.
To spaz.

Vesterholt spazzes about everything.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

clutch

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).

Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hilarii

See hilarious.

When you kicked spaz in the nuts, it was hilarii!

by adamisaspaz March 6, 2003