adamisaspaz's definitions

clutch

adj.
1.Essential to success.
2. Tending to be successful in difficult situations.

v.intr.
To attempt to grasp or seize.

v.tr.
To grasp and hold tightly.

n.
1. A grasp or a hand in the act of grasping.
2. Control or power.
3. A critical situation.
4. A device for gripping and holding (e.g. in a motor vehicle).

Lesbian posters are clutch for attracting babes.

I clutched the gearshift in my hand and hit the clutch.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

TOG

See Titties on glass.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hilarii

See hilarious.

When you kicked spaz in the nuts, it was hilarii!

by adamisaspaz March 6, 2003

bonable

See boneable

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

jungle juice

n.
A somewhat palatable combination of vodka, sugar, Kool-Aid, and fruit. Usually mixed to have a 20 percent alcohol content, allowing fly Yolandas to be quickly inebriated.

Let's mix up some jungle juice for the party tonight.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hedge

n.
1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.

v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.

We can hedge the 04 convertable paper by going short the common stock.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

you'd hate to see that

Phrase that expresses dismay at the prospect of an event occuring.

What if little buddy got even shorter? You'd hate to see that!

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003