adamisaspaz's definitions

CIS 200

n. Stands for Computer Information Systems 200. The most boring class in the universe. Has arbitrary and capricious grading standards.

Shit, I forgot to do the lab for that douchebag CIS 200 class.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hedge

n.
1. A means of protection against financial loss.
2. A securities transaction designed to reduce the risk of an existing position.

v.
To minimize potential loss by counterbalancing one transaction, such as a bet, against another.

We can hedge the 04 convertable paper by going short the common stock.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

triangle

A philosophy holding that the three key elements of life are eating, sleeping and sex.

I've been living the triangle ever since I got my superbed.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

white pants

A stylish piece of apparel.

Man, look at the white pants he be sportin'.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

sketch

Short for sketchy.

People who hang out at Jack-in-the-Box at 1 am are usually a little sketch.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

hilarii

See hilarious.

When you kicked spaz in the nuts, it was hilarii!

by adamisaspaz March 6, 2003

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003