crapfit

v. crapfit

1. An exceptionally unique bowel movement that may be watery, sludgy, clumpy, and/or pellet-like, depending on the cause of your lower intestine's discontent.

Generally caused by the consumption of a food item or beverage that your internal organs have difficulty processing.

For example, consuming moderate amounts Olestra (the fat substitue formerly known as olean), would cause such an event.

2. An emotional outburst, simialar to a hissy fit or shit fit.

1. I ate a can of Pringles with Olestera(tm) during my lunch break, and just had the nastiest crapfit I've had in 5 years. Damn!

2. Whenever I skeet on Susie's grill, she throws a total crapfit... Silly ho!

by CWZ July 21, 2008

craptitude

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

crapital

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid

"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."

by Occupant December 3, 2004

Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.

It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!

by rory.scollard October 7, 2012

craptitude

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

Crapitalize

Failure to succeed when given a good opportunity.
(the exact opposite of capitalizing on something)

Wow, that kicker really crapitalized on that field goal.

by alexanderdys January 11, 2012