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Toking Proficient 

adj - to be skilled at managing a comfortable level of cannabis relations in life

verb - to partake in such a manner as listed above
Janet's been meditating and working on art really well lately; she appears toking proficient.

perficient 

The opposite of proficient; being totally inept or unskilled at a given job or task.
He is completely perficient at his job and will probably get fired.
perficient by yellacommon October 9, 2020

proficiency 

I have a proficiency in painting
proficiency by Lougain Ismail November 2, 2017

broficient 

When one is particularly skilled at doing things with his bros in mind.
Oh, you brought all the homies their own personal ______? How broficient of you.

Is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? I don't know. His broficiency status is pending.

pooficiency 

You are an efficient poo-er, you are able to be done in about 2 minutes when most others poo at a leisurely pace
Wow, my pooficiency is so impressive, so much more time for Netflix!
pooficiency by poo-minator March 11, 2015

pooficient 

one who poops while doing other tasks.
Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!
pooficient by biigsnook July 22, 2016
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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