craptain

A terrible captain

Craptain Planet is the worst captain ever!

by Devin July 26, 2003

Craptain planet

When you're third in a row of consecutive dumps in the same toilet

Damn, when our deuces combine, we craptain planet this b**ch!

by Porkchop87 June 19, 2017

Craptain Crunch

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja September 7, 2007

Craptain Crunch

Taking a very nutty poo.

God damnit Jerry, you took a humongous Craptain Crunch in my new bathtub...

by The poo man September 22, 2010

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

Captain Vape

Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists

The main protagonist of his own comic book series.

Invented by dr J

Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame

Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read

Guy 1: you should read captain vape?

Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly

Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining

Girl 1: uh ok, I guess

*finishes reading*

Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!

by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022

Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.

Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.

by Shougo February 5, 2022