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Craptain planet
Craptain planet by Porkchop87 June 19, 2017
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Craptain Crunch
Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.
Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules
Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules
Craptain Crunch by Fire Ninja September 7, 2007
Craptain Crunch
Craptain Crunch by The poo man September 22, 2010
craptain morgan
When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.
Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.
craptain morgan by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016
Captain Vape
Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
The main protagonist of his own comic book series.
Invented by dr J
Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame
Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read
Guy 1: you should read captain vape?
Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly
Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining
Girl 1: uh ok, I guess
*finishes reading*
Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Vape by SavesomepU$$y4therestofUS January 27, 2022
Captain Twistie
Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.
Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022
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