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Craphat
Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.
Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)
Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.
Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.
Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.
All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.
7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.
A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)
Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.
Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.
Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.
All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.
7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.
A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!
Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.
Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.
Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020
crapeteria
crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004
a crapella
Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.
"I wish that guy would turn his iPod off - his a crapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody is killing me"
a crapella by Harvey W August 4, 2007
Word of the Day on July 21, 2010
craphics
Noun.
Crappy graphics. Can be exaggerated to as blinding or something that hurts your eyes after a while. It is usually applied to early developed games or simply, plain bad graphics.
Crappy graphics. Can be exaggerated to as blinding or something that hurts your eyes after a while. It is usually applied to early developed games or simply, plain bad graphics.
craphics by wolf's rain December 14, 2008
crapchat
crapchat by chiefpiggy March 9, 2014
Crapensta
Also, CrAPenSta: Up-and-coming Manhattan neighborhood, between Chelsea and Midtown West. Derived using the same method as Tribeca, SoHo, and Nolita, Crapensta is the Crap Around Penn Station.
Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.
Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.
1. I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to Crapensta; it's closer to the Amtrak station anyway.
2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.
2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.
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