Crapensta 

Also, CrAPenSta: Up-and-coming Manhattan neighborhood, between Chelsea and Midtown West. Derived using the same method as Tribeca, SoHo, and Nolita, Crapensta is the Crap Around Penn Station.

Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.

1. I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to Crapensta; it's closer to the Amtrak station anyway.

2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.

Crapensta by AC Austin May 6, 2006

Fuchi Capesta

Exclamation made a very bad smell, usually a fart, is detected.

Tommy: (passes wind silently, hoping it won't be noticed)

Richard: (noticing) Fuchi Capesta!

Fuchi Capesta by Allow provolone into your life September 30, 2011

Craptastacle 

Craptastical - (crap-tas-tee-cul) a combination of the words crap, fantastic and spectacle. It is used sarcastically in a negative way. It is generally used to describe a failed, tacky or highly distasteful event, affair or gathering.

OMG! her birthday party was truly a craptastacle affair

Craptastacle by Dragonlady58 December 13, 2020

crapmostank 

One of those words you can use in pretty much any situation. In any conversation AT ALL, you can just pop in and say "crapmostank," and people will know exactly what you're talking about. At least in the south part of America.

1. An expression of dismay.
2. An expression of awe.
3. "Giving a crapmostank", the act of caring about something.
4. An expression of surprise.
5. An exclamation interchangeable with "Wow".
6. An adjective you can stick in front of absolutely any noun to add a feeling of stigma to your sentence.
7. You lost your keys? Crapmostank.
8. CRAAAAP-MO-STAAAAAANK she's hot!
9. I don't give a crapmostank what you think!
11. You will be crapmostanked for doing that.
12. You're so rude! Crapmostank!
13. Person 1: *sneaking up behind Person 2* BOO!
Person 2: CRAPMOSTANK!!

Person 1: Tie the rope around his neck!
6 seconds later
Person 2: Crapmostank! The rope snapped!

crapmostank by Jens Wedberg July 9, 2012

crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.

Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.

crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

Crappenstance 

A chance circumstance that degenertates into crap

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.

Bob met Ted by crappenstance, Ted was going down on Bob's wife at the time.

Crappenstance by Nonsensical_Flounderings May 9, 2005

campenstance

Any number of random occurrences incidents, or mishaps that take place during a camping trip (usually as a result of massive alcohol consumption).

Ken burnt a hole in his pants while jumping over the campfire to get another beer out of the cooler. We just chalked it up to campenstance.

campenstance by G-love13 February 11, 2009