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crapezoid 

An adjective to describe an odd-looking poo.
Matt - Wow, I just dropped an epic deuce! It was a real crapezoid!
Mary - Nasty!
crapezoid by Murphy Somerset August 27, 2011
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Crapezoid 

Oh crap. But In a nerdier way. Rhymes with trapezoid which is a shape and geometry
Drops cell phone... "Oh crapezoid!!"
Crapezoid by Bellasz January 6, 2021

crapezoid 

"The crapezoid derives from the quadrilateral polygon known as a trapezoid. Simply stated, it is a turd with parallel sides and uneven ends." This definition nicely dovetails with the actual definition of a trapezoid.
Crapezoidal turds are not rare; in fact, the crapezoid accounts for about 99.99999983% of all turds.
crapezoid by G. Gordon Schiltkraut September 12, 2023

Trapezoid 

a type of alien that will invade earth in the year 3065.

Diet: CHILDREN
habitat: mars
Allies: rectangular prisms, cubic centimeters and decahedrons
Enemies: humans
Dude: hey dude did you know that the trapezoids will invade earth in 3065
Trapezoid by Deadlypants905 July 15, 2020

anal trapezoid 

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped
Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
anal trapezoid by Official if Tony September 21, 2022

frapezoidal distress 

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.
she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.
frapezoidal distress by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

Cakezoid 

Used as a noun or adjective, depending on the circumstances, "cakezoid" is used to describe an individual who is willing to learn from a master and/or has not yet fully developed his cake muscle. This term was first used and coined by the Youtube user commonly known as "Black Ninja" on his skateboarding channel "NinjaLifestyle" in late 2011 in a trick tip video.
Cakezoid: "Oh my god it's Black Ninja! Can you teach me to varial kickflip, Black Ninja?"
Black Ninja: "Of course I can you little. . . cakezoid."
Cakezoid by Nanners98052 January 21, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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