1. a person or thing with crap for brains, or acting like they have crap for brains.
Katie, you are SUCH a craphead.
by Kimi12 July 30, 2003
Usually someone doing something ornery and stupid. Such as making fun of you.
Shut up you fucking craphead.
by mergerrr October 21, 2003
a craphead is a dumbass that calls you names.
by fatoni February 8, 2003
Between a poopy head and a shithead, a craphead is someone who is a real moron and has no respect for people of the opposite sex.
Look at this craphead, he's got no respect for girls and talks shit back to his teachers!
by dangnuggets April 1, 2016
The Oklahoma state legislature, according to U.S. Representative and 2004 GOP Senatorial candidate Tom Coburn.
Actual transcript, I am not making this up:

COBURN: Look, economic development in southwest Oklahoma is a federal role. Do you really believe that?

MALE CONSTITUENT: To some extent, yes sir.


MALE CONSTITUENT: Uh, because the development that we need is above our means.

COBURN: No it's not. It's because you have a bunch of crapheads in Oklahoma City that have killed the vision of anybody wanting to invest in Oklahoma.
by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004