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CrapChat 

1.when someone sends you an utterly pointless snap chat image.

2. When Someone sends you a picture of their freshly brewed shite still steaming in the toilet...
Aww for fuck sake Gordon just CrapChatted me,

What?

He just sent me a picture of his shite..
CrapChat by Dutchcoolpepper September 9, 2013

Crapchat 

A Snapchat picture that consists of a human bowel movement
"Dude...I just sent Michael a crapchat. Hope he can tell I had corn yesterday."
Crapchat by bigfoot58 November 28, 2015

CrapChat 

When you're Snapchatting your friends or significant other and you send some fugly-ass pictures to each other.
That bitch and I were Crapchat each other last night and I don't think that I unsee her face.
CrapChat by Notechoecity December 1, 2016

crapchat 

nicnkame for Microsoft Comic Chat (now obsolete), a disgustingly user-friendly IRC client with numerous security concerns, a hideous interface, and the system resource footprint of an overweight troll. Most often used by teenagers and middle-aged people who suddenly have no grasp of the English language the moment their fingers touch a keyboard.
(as seen in the far less lame mIRC)

<noob>orly? yarly!!!eleventy-one!

<OP kicked noob from #channel>

<OP>'nother damn crapchat user.
crapchat by Joselle February 19, 2008

CrapChat 

That’s exactly what SnapChat is, folks!

*signing off*
What’s your SC ID?
Yo, CrapChat? That shit is so 2014-2019, dude
CrapChat by Charshstetic June 5, 2024
Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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