craicistan

A country made of Ireland and Scotland once the north joins the Republic and then Scotland joins in for the craic. It is estimated that half the oceans water will be rotated from water to beer to piss and back to water again, Craicistan providing all the raw power. The process being propelled by chemically isolated craic resulted by such an amass of sesh heads in one state.

Did you see the boys in Craicistan use none other than Arlene Fosters face for an arse rag?

by Holy Arse January 25, 2021

crackistan

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.

be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.

by sambarnes March 2, 2008

crapistan

crapistan (cra - pis - tan)

origin : comes from the word crap meaning anything which is bullshit. Stan is an ancient Persian and/or Farsi word meaning country, nation, land, or place.
crapistan is the name of a place or a situation that sucks.
crapistan comes from the words hindustan, pakistan afghanistan and so on....where stan stands for place.

it does not mean to offend any religious background or country.
it just is crapistan
crapistan can be anything in the world that is crap and completely sucks or a situation that cannot be helped.
crapistan is a feeling of helplessness and disgust!
spread its awesomeness!

My dog ate my homework! Crapistan! (can be use as a substitute for fuck/shit/damn/crap)

by The Postcard Chor May 23, 2010

crackstance

Awkward positions the body forms after long hours of cracktivity including lack of sleep, lack of food and endless hours of movement and/or long periods of being stuck on stupid.
When a person is unknowingly advertises that they are cracked the f@%k out, by way of body movements and stances.

When someone says, hey bro, why is your neck as long as a giraffe and your body shaped like the letter Z when your looking around the corner? you might be in a crackstance.
When your mouth is wide open and your staring at that something that is there but not really there sitting hunched over indian style, with your hands clinched holding your cell phone and 2 lighters in 1 hand and a broken pipe in the other, your probably in a crackstance.
When all of your apendages move independently from what your brain tells them to do all at once i.e. arm behind you back, standing tall, one foot forward, one foot back and the upper torso slightly bent to the side, meanwhile the tounge is moving back and forth between the teeth or lack thereof, and the lips are dry and stretched to thier limit your definatley in a crackstance.

by Chadamus and his harem March 30, 2008

crackistani

Someone who uses crack daily, and/or appears to be cracked out (high).

That crackistani is digging through my trash hoping to find bottles that he can turn in for money so he can buy more crack.

by Phranna March 15, 2018

Crisistance

Making everything into a crisis instead of decreasing anxiety and use rational degree of labeling.

Instead of the constant CRISISTANCE that has now made everything into a frenzied issue; logic must intercede.

by Major Thomas February 26, 2018

crisistance

the act of giving excess force when unwanted or unwarranted

In jiu jitsu when practicing a technique for the first time the one who is the technique being done to uses a lot of resistance especially when they know what move is going to be done to them, this is known as crisistance.

by "Butters" January 4, 2010