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crackistan 

a neighborhood or area where drug dealers and their customers congregate. Typically this is located in the inner city.
be careful. The bus station you are getting off at is in the middle of crackistan.
crackistan by sambarnes March 2, 2008

crackstance 

Awkward positions the body forms after long hours of cracktivity including lack of sleep, lack of food and endless hours of movement and/or long periods of being stuck on stupid.
When a person is unknowingly advertises that they are cracked the f@%k out, by way of body movements and stances.
When someone says, hey bro, why is your neck as long as a giraffe and your body shaped like the letter Z when your looking around the corner? you might be in a crackstance.
When your mouth is wide open and your staring at that something that is there but not really there sitting hunched over indian style, with your hands clinched holding your cell phone and 2 lighters in 1 hand and a broken pipe in the other, your probably in a crackstance.
When all of your apendages move independently from what your brain tells them to do all at once i.e. arm behind you back, standing tall, one foot forward, one foot back and the upper torso slightly bent to the side, meanwhile the tounge is moving back and forth between the teeth or lack thereof, and the lips are dry and stretched to thier limit your definatley in a crackstance.

crackstacio 

A "crackstacio" refers to a pistachio in-shell and the game-like enjoyment we get from prying them open -- to the easiest levels(one random out-of-shell) to midlevel (fairly easy to pop open) to the game boss (the almost or completely closed) and the crack-like reward of delicious pistachios for our efforts. Other products can be pistachio-flavored or have (shelled) pistachios in them because getting them out of the shell is almost a mini game with yourself.
I'm reading Mystic River again with wine and crackstacios.
crackstacio by tst808 February 6, 2017

crackstanker 

Ah chris stop being a crackstanker
crackstanker by Crackstanker January 25, 2021