crack-a-cracka

to hit a wanna be nigger in the head with a bong.

that wanna be gangster was pissing me off at a party so i full on crack-a-cracka 'd

crack-a-cracka by king_klick July 8, 2009

Crack a Fat 

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

Crack a Fat by Utemadjason March 7, 2020

crack a sad 

Have a big sulk because things aren't going your way, or generally throw your toys out the pram, sook. General displeasure.

Often followed by the need to call a waaambulance.

Mark was forced to crack a sad when he came home to find out someone had eaten all his Crunchy Nut.

His computer cracked a sad when he tried to play Crysis on the highest settings

crack a sad by redsky December 22, 2008

crack a rat 

A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."

Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?

Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!

crack a rat by JLG September 8, 2003

Crack a Bottle 

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.

1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.

Crack a Bottle by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009

crack a smile 

Being happy and feeling alive. Get better and move on. Get going. Its OK.

You have to look on the bright side and crack a smile.

Get over it and crack a smile.

Crack a smile and move on.

crack a smile by Equal crack September 5, 2015

crack a phat 

To get an erection or hard penis

That girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.

crack a phat by Fiona Schrapel and Sarah Zeuner April 7, 2007