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crable

The act of leaving a restroom like a rotten smelly ass war zone.
Not taking advantage of the courtesy flush and leaving your own personal calling card in the toilet.
Next time I visit the unisex bathroom at Starbucks, I'm going to Crable it!
Next time you go to that chicks house, and she doesn't put out, leave her a Crable and get the hell out of there.
by JJSkidz March 5, 2018
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lena crable

by biforlena May 3, 2018
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Hooked the cables to

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020
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Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
by 999WRLD August 2, 2020
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Cradled

To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)
"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"
by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018
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Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
by Purple Miku May 27, 2016
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Da Vinci's Cradle

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"
by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009
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