Crab Legs

When you expect things to go one way, and they go entirely different.

The weekend was going really well until things went all crab legs on us.

by SelfCheckoutLineHero July 10, 2015

Crab Legs

When you lay a girl on her back, hold her legs up by the ankles and push her legs away from each other with great force until you can hear her hips crack.

Then you break her like crab legs!

by Chito_dh November 19, 2009

Crab Legs

A drink often known as a rock lobster. ordered after mass quanties of liquids and your choice of hot dog/sausage on a bun.

Hey Missy! 3 more of them crab legs!
3 more man? nice one ~handshake~

by Foug March 8, 2004

Crab legs

a state of superiorty or envy, being cool, or liked

that car is so crab legs with those rims

by haiasi69 April 20, 2008

Crab legs

A girl with a stinky vagina

Friend: you still dating destiney?

Me: naw man had to break up cuz she had crab legs

by Jocoque May 12, 2017

ghetto crab legs

Chicken wings

No Mr. President, we can not serve ghetto crab legs at the ball tonight!

by mHammer January 25, 2009

Caribbean Crab Legs

The act in which a woman spreads her legs. A man then grabs a mallet and beats her legs with it. After one of her legs has a compound fracture, the man sucks/licks the blood off of the legs and spits it onto her vagina. He then fucks her vagina.

Dude I swear to God, the Caribbean Crab Legs have got to hurt so bad. I saw this guy do it on this woman once, and I cringed so hard.

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020