Jeep has 2 acronyms
acronym 1: Just Empty Every Pocket
Acronym 2: Just Expect Every Problem
Jeeps are objectively the best automobile ever designed but man can they be a pain in the ass sometimes.
acronym 1: Just Empty Every Pocket
Acronym 2: Just Expect Every Problem
Jeeps are objectively the best automobile ever designed but man can they be a pain in the ass sometimes.
guy 1: dude I got a J.E.E.P the other day
Guy 2: Damn, is that good or bad for you?
Guy 1: It hurts ever so often but it will always take me wherever i want to go!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I had a jeep!
Guy 2: Damn, is that good or bad for you?
Guy 1: It hurts ever so often but it will always take me wherever i want to go!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I had a jeep!
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by Anonymous August 17, 2003
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False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect penis. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect penis.
The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original Willys Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models.
The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)
False accusations are commonly made as to the quality of the the vehicle's craftsmanship, or the size of the driver's erect penis. This is usually derived from the sense of insecurity that some experience when Jeeps and their owners appear. Unfortunately, this response does not have any debilitating effect on either the Jeep's performance, or the desire of the opposite sex for the driver's erect penis.
The most commonly recognized Jeep is the wrangler, whose body style is derived from the original Willys Jeep (JK,TJ,YJ,CJ). However there are also many other, equally awesome models.
The Jeep is the longest-running single vehicle model in the US (1942-PRESENT)
24hrs must pass before a person may be considered missing, longer if they own a Jeep.
Jeep. Have fun out there.
Jeep. Have fun out there.
by Harry_Gooch July 12, 2009
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<customer> I need a part for my Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
<parts man> Is that a Mitsubishi or a Jeep?
<customer> It's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What model Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Jeep.
<parts man> Alright, is that a Wrangler, Cherokee or Grand Cherokee?
<customer> No, it's a Mitsubishi.
<parts man> What kind of Mitsubishi?
<customer> A Mitsubishi Jeep.
<parts man> Do you have the VIN?
<customer> No, I don't.
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Used in the US Air Force Security Police/Security Forces career field to describe the new guy fresh out of basic training and tech school. The aforementioned new guy is typically an idiot and is almost always the guy who screwed up somehow, someway.
Used in the US Air Force Security Police/Security Forces career field to describe the new guy fresh out of basic training and tech school. The aforementioned new guy is typically an idiot and is almost always the guy who screwed up somehow, someway.
How do we explain to the LT that the Jeep managed to set the truck on fire with a fucking burrito wrapper? (actual event)
Shit, the Jeep just fucked up again.
Grab the Jeep and get him back on the line.
Shit, the Jeep just fucked up again.
Grab the Jeep and get him back on the line.
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