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Casturbation

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Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009

Chasturbation 

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The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.
Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.

Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
Chasturbation by Old Spicy January 10, 2011

chatersation

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when having an online conversation with someone on AIM or MSN Messanger
Wow, this chatersation is going really well
chatersation by tresmack April 29, 2008

Chatsturbation 

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1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.

2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.
In a public act of chatsturbation, Jim posted his thoughts on Armageddon in a NASCAR fans chatroom.
Chatsturbation by PJ Ork August 24, 2008

Catsurbation 

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When one is jacking off, and he's about to cum, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one's penis juice.
Methodman Detox (Gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to Megan Fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be semen'd on the poor kitty's face, formerally known as boots.

MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."
Catsurbation by Rainb0wWalrus August 3, 2009

Chatsturbation 

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The act of fervently or nonchalantly masturbating while on any video chat website
Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?

Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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