chaturbation
Bob: Hey Richard, I'm going to chat with my girlfriend Belinda before bed.
Richard: Ok Bob. Enjoy your chaturbation.
Richard: Ok Bob. Enjoy your chaturbation.
chaturbation by Cletus Hanson October 4, 2007
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Casturbation
Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009
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Chasturbation
The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.
Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.
Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
Chasturbation by Old Spicy January 10, 2011
chatersation
chatersation by tresmack April 29, 2008
Chatsturbation
1. The act of being alone in a chatroom talking to oneself.
2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.
2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.
Chatsturbation by PJ Ork August 24, 2008
Catsurbation
When one is jacking off, and he's about to cum, and their cat comes into the room and the cat gets tragically splattered in the face with one's penis juice.
Methodman Detox (Gamertag for xbox live) was masturbating to Megan Fox, and his cat walked in the room, and be semen'd on the poor kitty's face, formerally known as boots.
MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."
MethodMan Detox says, " I like the form of masturbation, known as Catsurbation."
Catsurbation by Rainb0wWalrus August 3, 2009
Chatsturbation
Man 1: Do you still look for hot girls on the Omegle video chat?
Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.
Man 2: Nah, not anymore. Too much chatsturbation.
Chatsturbation by daddyspankee May 21, 2011
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