conurbation 

Conurbation....is when Trumpster says the Covid numbers are going down when they are going up, and we are “rounding the conur” then you use the word conurbation because the curve he is referring to is a continuous corkscrew curve which means when all curves are finally rounded “everyone is screwwed!”

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The Trumpster is the ‘master Of conurbation, and he wants you to master conurbation too until you are completely wine and dined and screwed!

conurbation by The Ed Win October 24, 2020

congration 

What you say to your friend when he/she brags about getting a good grade; a sarcastic way of saying "congratulations"

Tommy eagerly showed uninterested David his A+. "Congration" said David.

congration by Toilet Mike December 7, 2015

Converbation

Conversational Masturbation: A conversation in which one participant self-indulgently releases/ejaculates all the contents of there mind while the other participant has little to no interaction.

I never said a word yet she told me about her dog, her allergies, her son's school problems, the traffic she hit on the way to work, how she likes to listen to the radio when she’s going to sleep, and how she feels about Costco. It was a really boring Converbation .

I was having a very productive morning until Sheila came into my office and converbated for 45 minutes.

Converbation by Monkey Allen October 12, 2007

Cokerbation 

In college athletics, it's that probation feel without actual NCAA involvement; usually directly resulting from the ineptitude of a coach or higher up.

"We're on cokerbation untill the Larry Coker era is over"

Cokerbation by LarryCokerMustGo November 16, 2006

Concreation 

People who are in no way able or prepared to have a baby.

Procreation is for a couple who is planning on such situation. Concreation is either people who didn't plan on a child or by certain standards.....shouldn't have a baby.

Karl, your sister just had a baby! Congrats!

Yeah well, she's dumb as a rock and I fear for the baby's upbringing.

Concreation by SSBrando March 27, 2010

celurbation 

celebratory masturbation

You see Jack there? He got admitted to MIT and he's having a terrible hangover from the celurbation last night.

celurbation by MindYourTongue March 14, 2013

Converbation

Talking to yourself inadvertently. The awkward moment when you realize that the person you had been conversing with has left the viscinity.

"I had a two-minute converbation after you walked off to get pork rinds."

Converbation by MartyO July 29, 2009