Definitions by neilsonz

One thing lead to another 

The phrase 'one thing lead to another' is typically used as an excuse to justify the act of having a one night stand with a complete stranger(s).

Jennifer: So I met this guy at this party, and we were having such a great time getting to know each other, and before we knew it one thing lead to another and ...
Lily: Did you get his name and number?
Jennifer: ...

One thing lead to another by neilsonz January 27, 2009

Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.

Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option

Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009

Log flume

A term often used in software development, when the technical team are trying to troubleshoot a customer problem. This term usually suggests that the technical team is constantly asking the customer for log files.

Manager: Did you manage to troubleshoot the issues that Technico had?
Neils: Not yet, I've taken them for a ride on the log flume until I can figure it out

Log flume by neilsonz January 20, 2009

gold pliss 

'Gold pliss' is a common phrase used in online games (primarily MMORPGs) to express to other individuals that they need money to spend in-game.
It is mainly used by Spanish people and 7-16 year old children who have not had a proper education in school.

Guerrero (Level 1): gold pliss
Neils (Level 70): I'm sorry I don't have any gold to spare
Guerrero (Level 1): usted idiota quiero el oro, maldigo a su familia

gold pliss by neilsonz January 14, 2009

ool 

Short for oodles of laughter. The strongest form of laughter (stronger than BOL and LOL combined). Similar to ROFLMAOPMP

Pete: I saw goatse last night with my girlfriend, we both enjoyed it immensely!
Neils: OOL

ool by neilsonz January 12, 2009

Nerdcentage 

Combination of nerd and percentage. Represents the individual's nerd rating.

Pete: I wish I could lose my memory of Star Wars so I could watch it again like it was the first time!

Neils: Your Nerdcentage just went up two points moron

Nerdcentage by neilsonz January 12, 2009

BOL 

Short for bundles of laughter. Stronger than LOL but weaker than OOL. Roughly equivalent to ROFL

Pete: I saw goatse last night and I enjoyed it...
Neils: BOL

BOL by neilsonz January 12, 2009