consturbation 

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

consturbation by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Consturbation 

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

Consturbation by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011

Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.

Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option

Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009

consternation 

shocked dismay: a feeling of alarm, confusion, or dismay, often caused by something unexpected

The news caused worldwide consternation and a panic on the stock exchange.

consternation by Oyat April 25, 2006

codesturbation

Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.

Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.

codesturbation by nukespike April 28, 2009

Catsturbation 

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat

Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.

Catsturbation by hightowers April 17, 2011

Constervation 

Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.

An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.

The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.

The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.

I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!

epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue

Constervation by CTBear July 5, 2014