consturbation
consturbation by Garth Y. March 17, 2008
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Consturbation
After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.
Consturbation by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011
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Consturbation
It’s supposed to be a conversation, but one person is dominating and not letting anyone speak, so it’s a consturbation.
Oh man, I was trying to talk to my dealer, but you know how he is, he only knows how to have a consturbation because he can’t stfu and listen to anyone else for once.
Consturbation by birdbrain1982 May 30, 2026
Casturbation
Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
Casturbation by neilsonz January 27, 2009
consternation
consternation by Oyat April 25, 2006
codesturbation
Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.
Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.
codesturbation by nukespike April 28, 2009
Catsturbation
Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.
Catsturbation by hightowers April 17, 2011