covidcrite

Covid and Hypocrite combined to describe a person who follows their own set of rules for the Pandemic.

Person A is a covidcrite, they demand everyone around them wear a mask and quarantine and follow all pandemic rules while they don't have to. They are convinced they are "special/immune" they have their own set of rules.

by atlanta susan July 30, 2020

Covidcaine

Cocaine that was snorted off a surface infected with corona virus

Covidcaine is a hell of a drug/virus!!!

by A WHITE GUY April 15, 2020

Covipocrite

Noun: A person who claims they're "immunocompromised" and "self-quarantining" when you ask to spend time with them, but then selfishly begs their out-of-state boyfriend to drive over and blow them; someone who uses the fake concern over the threat of contracting Coronavirus to selfishly get out of social obligations, while simultaneously engaging in an activity just as risky, if not moreso; a person who feigns concern about the pandemic while profiting from its spread.

A palindrome of the word "Covid" and "hypocrite".

Plural: covipocrites.

Adjective: covipicritical.

Jane: Sally said she didn't want to come to book club because she's worried about getting Covid-19 , but I saw on Instagram that she's invited James over for sex instead.

Alison: Wow, what a covipicritical cunt! She blew ME off last week so she could blow HIM.

Jane: She's a witch!
Alison: Burn her!

Alex: My workplace closed to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, and I got a shitton of money from unemployment...I'm going take advantage of the low ticket prices and travel across the country!

Tim: Alex, just fucking stay home and smoke a joint. Quit being such a goddam covipocrite!

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 4, 2020

CovidCute

When you see a girl or guy and they are looking hot as hell until they take their mask off.

Bro check out that hot chick over their she is so hot. (mask comes off) Whoff shes covidcute.

by Cagedcrawdad July 20, 2020

Coviderate

Being informed and updated about the facts and fake news about the coronavirus and its deadlier variants, especially the bogus corona cures and conspiracies—the lies, damn lies, and Trump lies on Covid-19.

Had his diehard supporters been coviderate, the trumped-up stories concocted or tweeted by the ex-president would have been trashed straightaway, thus preventing thousands of infections and deaths.

by MathPlus June 16, 2021

covidcidence

A combination of symptoms that looks like Covid-19, but is not.

My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidence, thankfully!

by Patient48 March 16, 2020

Covidite

A person who lives their life in a pathological fear of a germ that won't affect them.

"The Covidite refused to use his brain in dealing with a germ, and was so stupid as to drive alone in his car wearing a mask, as though that would keep him from giving himself the germ."

by TheExtremelyGiftedOne November 8, 2020