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covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.
Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll
covincidence by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022

covidcidence

A combination of symptoms that looks like Covid-19, but is not.
My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidence, thankfully!
covidcidence by Patient48 March 16, 2020

covidcidence

Getting Covid-19 symptons or tested positive of Covid-19 by incident.
I am sure I was well locked down in the house except that I went to check the mail and passed by a lady. I must have had covidcidenced by her?
covidcidence by hairrizmc May 21, 2020

coincidense 

When something has more coincidences than what seems natural, either within a small space or a small amount of time, or both.
Your story is so coincidense my mind can't carry it.
coincidense by sargos7 May 3, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004