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covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.
Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll
covincidence by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022

covidcidence

A combination of symptoms that looks like Covid-19, but is not.
My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidence, thankfully!
covidcidence by Patient48 March 16, 2020

covidcidence

Getting Covid-19 symptons or tested positive of Covid-19 by incident.
I am sure I was well locked down in the house except that I went to check the mail and passed by a lady. I must have had covidcidenced by her?
covidcidence by hairrizmc May 21, 2020

coincidense 

When something has more coincidences than what seems natural, either within a small space or a small amount of time, or both.
Your story is so coincidense my mind can't carry it.
coincidense by sargos7 May 3, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026