Covipocrite

Noun: A person who claims they're "immunocompromised" and "self-quarantining" when you ask to spend time with them, but then selfishly begs their out-of-state boyfriend to drive over and blow them; someone who uses the fake concern over the threat of contracting Coronavirus to selfishly get out of social obligations, while simultaneously engaging in an activity just as risky, if not moreso; a person who feigns concern about the pandemic while profiting from its spread.

A palindrome of the word "Covid" and "hypocrite".

Plural: covipocrites.

Adjective: covipicritical.

Jane: Sally said she didn't want to come to book club because she's worried about getting Covid-19 , but I saw on Instagram that she's invited James over for sex instead.

Alison: Wow, what a covipicritical cunt! She blew ME off last week so she could blow HIM.

Jane: She's a witch!
Alison: Burn her!

Alex: My workplace closed to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, and I got a shitton of money from unemployment...I'm going take advantage of the low ticket prices and travel across the country!

Tim: Alex, just fucking stay home and smoke a joint. Quit being such a goddam covipocrite!

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 4, 2020

fish and chipocrite

A "vegetarian", who is happy enough to eat fish.

I thought you said you were a vegetarian? You're just a fish and chipocrite.

by nuytsia October 15, 2009

Fish and Chipocrite

A person who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Isn't Ann a vegetarian?
Yes, but she still eats fish.
What a Fish and Chipocrite!

by emilymle October 9, 2011

covypocrite

A portmanteau of Covid + hypocrite.
A person who is a hypocrite about Covid policy.

“All restaurants must close indoor and outdoor dining!” Gavin Newsom the Covypocrite proclaimed in between bites of white truffle covered foie gras at a large group indoor dinner at The French Laundry.

by Nicholas D December 2, 2020

Chipocrite

Someone who will happily take chips from others but not share theirs

The salty goodness of the chips far outweighed being labelled a chipocrite.

by Beesy Bear December 3, 2016

Coviporter

A person who is obsessed with gaining information regarding the Covid-19 pandemic and believes whatever he/she sees/hears on the internet and uses that information to incite fear and confusion among his/her colleagues, usually to look cool or just for the sake of the world wide trend.

Ahmed: Look! the cases of corona has increased by tenfold now, what should we do!?
Abdullah: Dam! Keep me informed Coviporter, I will be subscribed to you.

by Dr. Abdullah March 23, 2020

covidcrite

Covid and Hypocrite combined to describe a person who follows their own set of rules for the Pandemic.

Person A is a covidcrite, they demand everyone around them wear a mask and quarantine and follow all pandemic rules while they don't have to. They are convinced they are "special/immune" they have their own set of rules.

by atlanta susan July 30, 2020