Definitions by TheExtremelyGiftedOne

equisist 

A person who dogmatically insists on all things being perfectly equal to all people, through the lens of equity.

"Shannon is an equisist from way back. She refuses to acknowledge that anyone without special status should be equal to those holding a special status of race, gender, differently abled, or any of the other current liberal dog whistles that mean nothing to the intelligent people of the world who insist that everyone be treated equally."

equisist by TheExtremelyGiftedOne February 10, 2024

FOY 

A man who is dominated by women, and takes his anger out on others. It's an acronym for "Feminine Obstructed Yahoo", as defined in eastern Pennsylvania.

"That dude is angry. Based on the way he acts, he's a definite Foy, and is all hung up on his mommy patterns."

FOY by TheExtremelyGiftedOne February 10, 2023

Broadsplain 

When a woman explains things to or for a man in a down-talking manner. The opposite of "mansplain".

"Jill Biden has to constantly broadsplain for her husband, whose cognitive disability won't allow him to properly elucidate his administration's policies."

Broadsplain by TheExtremelyGiftedOne February 27, 2021

Covidite 

A person who lives their life in a pathological fear of a germ that won't affect them.

"The Covidite refused to use his brain in dealing with a germ, and was so stupid as to drive alone in his car wearing a mask, as though that would keep him from giving himself the germ."

Covidite by TheExtremelyGiftedOne November 8, 2020

got the yips 

"Got the yips" or "giving me the yips" is defined as that sound you make just before you puke your guts up, as coined by a Pennsylvania podcast.

"I got the yips from the rancid smell of this girl's vagina."

got the yips by TheExtremelyGiftedOne May 24, 2017

Tittylibrium 

A woman's willingness to get naked being directly proportionate to her availability.

Since Janine got divorced, her tittylibrium has gone way up. I'm seeing those titties ALL OVER the Internet.

Tittylibrium by TheExtremelyGiftedOne March 18, 2016

Fauxmish 

A fake Amish person. A person who pretends to be Amish, or is going through "rumspringa", the Amish rite of deciding whether to remain in the community.

"Look at that chick over there. She's Fauxmish. She's on rumspringa right now, and doing drugs and banging guys like there's no tomorrow."

Fauxmish by TheExtremelyGiftedOne December 26, 2015