coume

aggressively ejaculate on a Greek male

Aris: please sir! coume! coume now!

by Grand Master Potato December 4, 2013

Coum

When you cum just a little bit that only gets your dick wet and your hand or pussy

Person1: Yea man last night i couldn't even cum i only had a small coum
Person2: Damn that's sad.

by Dioo B) October 21, 2020

Couming

It's used when you want you say that you will cum then come

I'm couming, mom

by couming May 20, 2019

Coum

The slang term for ejaculation by usually men named Marshall. The word is often accompanied with verbs like "Spo0ked" and "Fape." For a creepy effect on those lucky enough to hear it.

"After having a fape I had to coum all over her. It was very spocky."

by SublimeWhatIGot June 17, 2014

Maxence Coum

Very virgin and acts like tello and is known to be a big fan of kostek

He instantly became a Maxence Coum when he made Kostek.

by zupamaestro April 14, 2020

Couming

A word combination of cumming and coming. Implying that you are coming over to ejaculate(cum).

Dan is couming.

by Chachugotchu December 7, 2022

coumming

The ultimate double entendre. When you say something that works both as “coming” (arriving somewhere) and “cumming” (losing control in the bedroom). It’s the word for people who like their sentences to be naughty and practical at the same time.

I’ll be coumming to your place in five… hope you’re ready 😏”
“That joke had me coumming… from laughter and excitement.”
“She said she was coumming over, and I knew it wasn’t just the doorbell ringing.”

by mistermanlasser January 4, 2026