Crumming

The act of crying while cumming.

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017

Crumming

When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm

I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her

by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014

Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying

guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected

by chucklestheclummer August 05, 2022

Crums

An allergic reaction to the oral ingestion of semen can result in crums, low viscosity diarrhea.

"I've got to get my boyfriend to stop cumming in my mouth because every morning I'm filling up the toilet with tons of crums"

by VagFingaz October 29, 2009

Crum

Your Penis.. A quote from Borat film "Please,Touch my crum"

Borat "Touch my crum..Please, I'll touch your's"

by benuk November 08, 2006

crum

its like cum but like not really

i just crum

by crumlord2 April 13, 2021

Crum

Someone who is such a lowly human being they do not deserve your time of day.

Jim - "Hey mate, can I borrow $5 for another rum and coke?"

Peter - "Fuck off crum"

by Manets January 24, 2009