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The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms
I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.
by NB1 June 14, 2007
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When one inserts a chunk of toffee into their buttocks and bends over while an acquaintance licks it out.
"Excuse me sir, would you care for a spot of chumming?"
by Georgeyboy1 February 13, 2008
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The act of going down on a woman while she is menstruating
After I finished chumming on this chick I looked like Bozo the clown
by teabagger2 July 13, 2005
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(v) the act of sending out a mass text message to members of the opposite sex in the interest of determining your options. Text must be vague enough to apply to large groups but specific enough to elicit a response.
"Are you going out tonight?", Simon feverishly typed into his mobile chumming every woman he knew.
by TGDC November 25, 2007
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When you remove the bloody tampon of an unsuspecting female and twirl it around before tossing it into a crowd or moving car window.
That was quite a chumming when Leslie was on her period, and I chummed that bus of Japanese tourists at Bonaroo.
by moxiecomedynyc.com May 05, 2009
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the act of having unprotected intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle, a.k.a. on the rag
man, i went chumming last night and woke up this morning crusted to my bedsheets.... looked like my penis was involved in stabbing something to death.
by The White Chocolate May 02, 2008
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