mistermanlasser's definitions

coumming

The ultimate double entendre. When you say something that works both as “coming” (arriving somewhere) and “cumming” (losing control in the bedroom). It’s the word for people who like their sentences to be naughty and practical at the same time.

I’ll be coumming to your place in five… hope you’re ready 😏”
“That joke had me coumming… from laughter and excitement.”
“She said she was coumming over, and I knew it wasn’t just the doorbell ringing.”

by mistermanlasser January 4, 2026