corpsie 

A handjob that you effectively administer yourself whilst using the hand of a consenting person who has neither the motivation nor inclination to engage in the aforementioned sexual manovoure.

I'm on me blob, and I'm really tired, but you can have a corpsie if you're real keen.

corpsie by JaffyMc June 17, 2016

corpsie 

/kôrps/ee

a selfie taken to make the subjects appear dead, or corpse-like.

Quickly, squirt this ketchup on my blouse - I need this corpsie to look authentic.

corpsie by jwattsj June 18, 2016

Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"

Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"

Corpspeak by Jesus Christ $uperstar June 25, 2015

corpse husband 

a youtuber who makes horror narration videos and music. also... he has an incredible voice and many simp for him.

have you ever heard of corpse husband?
yeah! it's that 'e-girls are ruining my life' guy

corpse husband by kayy_341 October 2, 2020

Corpse Party 

A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies

Rule of thumb, don't ever watch Corpse Party after having Burger King for lunch

Corpse Party by Metallicajunkie October 11, 2018

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..

Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...

Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Corpse Husband 

Corpse Husband is a popular American YouTube who narrates horror stories, plays and makes among us videos with other YouTubers and closest friends of his.
He personally doesn't wanna show his face because of social anxiety and other personal issues.
He raised popularity in 2020 for having such a calming very deep voice and he successfully developed a loyal fanbase, a lot of people liked him very much, a lot of YouTubers appreciate and praise him a lot.
Corpse Husband also makes emo-related genre of a music which I don't hate, I seriously love his music, he makes music in his 2nd channel named "CORPSE" with a very unpleasant profile picture of a guy wearing a bunny mask which he stated the fact that his profile pictures seems to be his IRL face but with just a mask on.

Nobody (even those people in his personal life) really knows what he does for a living which led other people believing that he was a drug dealer.
He created the trend "Only Hands" where he said that he was gonna reveal his hands if he gets to a million followers in insta, after that HE DID reveal his hands and it was a big event for his fanbase.

overall this guy has a great personality of how funny, kind-hearted, timid, introverted, emo and scary he is which many people can relate and care for and also of his obscure anonymous personal life where he makes good music about all the things of what happened throughout his life.

Horace: Ever heard of that creepy funny guy who has a more superior godlike Morgan Freeman voice?

E-girl: Are you talking about Corpse Husband? Yeah, he's a very great guy with a such pure manly voice that no mankind can ever achieve but overall he's a very funny content creator who has good horror stories and music.

Corpse Husband by Beepboopguy2939 November 2, 2020