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Corpspeak 

Words or phrases used by management or other dick-sucking bureaucrats at a business that have no innate meaning and will leave you confused as to what the hell they're trying to say.

Examples include: synergy, intelligence, integrated, streamlined, core competencies, skin in the game, etc.

Businesses with shitty or unimaginative names usually have some sort of combination of these terms like "Syntelligence" or "Tech-Synergy"
Manager: "It seems to me that by breaking down the silos, we can better leverage our respective core competencies and ensure that we win in this space. Without cross-channel implementation of new paradigms, we won't have a chair at the adults' table."

Quinton: "fuck you and your corpspeak"
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a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.
In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

Corpsekkuno

Corpsekkuno is a ship with corpse husband and sykkuno. They are such a cute ship and they flirt like wayyyy to much.
*Corpsekkuno in a among us round*
*Corpse sees sykkuno*
Corpse: I going to give sykkuno a kiss ... Mauh

Sykkuno: *clueless*

corpsepaint 

Black and white makeup worn mostly by black metal bands. It depicts a corpse-like appearance, hence it's name.
Less extreme examples of corpsepaint are Dimmu Borgir and Mayhem.
More extreme examples are Behexen and Gorgoroth.
corpsepaint by DomSathanas December 5, 2007

cockspeak 

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.
Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."
cockspeak by nutman March 10, 2006

corpseauste 

corpseauste is a girl we all should know. She is really pretty and gorgeous, have really beautiful body shape. She is the best gamer.
Have you ever seen corpseauste?

Yes, bro! She is the best!!
corpseauste by bariyari January 18, 2021

Corspekkuno 

The ship of CORSPE and Sykunno aka the best ship ever
I ship corspekkuno
Corspekkuno by BrxkenHearrtss December 24, 2020
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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