Definitions by jwattsj

one K away 

Not a fully developed Klan member.

Dude, Brad has been spouting some hate-filled mess lately. I'm afraid he's one K away from putting on a hood.

one K away by jwattsj January 24, 2017

corpsie 

/kôrps/ee

a selfie taken to make the subjects appear dead, or corpse-like.

Quickly, squirt this ketchup on my blouse - I need this corpsie to look authentic.

corpsie by jwattsj June 18, 2016

Paneraphenalia

PAN-err-uH-fen-ale-e-uH
noun
1. Articles procured at an overpriced sandwich shop used for getting high.
2. Accompanying soup and sandwich items from said eatery

Hey, Rolf did you score a loaf of sourdough for tonight's bread-bong? I've got some extra savory French onion to sop up with that Paneraphenalia.

Paneraphenalia by jwattsj January 25, 2015

analog friendship

an-l-awg, -og frend-ship

–noun

A non-sexual relationship to someone without the use of technology.

I've met this cool gal on the Facebook, and I think I'm going to make this an analog friendship.

analog friendship by jwattsj March 19, 2011