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cockdick 

(noun) an insult used to express an extremely stupid or asshole move.
Greg, why would you light Nick's towel on fire, you cockdick!
cockdick by Ian0287 April 29, 2008
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Cockdick 

A derogitory term used when putting a male victim down. This word simple means penispenis, but also means that the person is a dick or a douche bag.
Male Victim: "I plowed your girlfriend bro."
You: "You're a cockdick!"
Cockdick by SickPhrords July 10, 2010

cockdick 

a stupid ass who does stupid things. this term is good to use when observing morons driving, when you have been cut off in traffic, or when observing any other stupid idiotic act by any male.
look at that cockdick in that honda, he thinks it's a race car.

that cockdick just ran that red light.
cockdick by navypunk June 2, 2007

cocksickle 

Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.

A real San Fransisco treat!
Hey Sailor, how bout a nice frosty cocksickle?
cocksickle by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003

cocklick 

The personification of the verb "to lick a cock".
You fucking cocklick.

cocklick 

one who has been known for licking penis, or just another term used when calling someone a creative word for being a douchebag
Man, he was being such a cocklick last night when he said that about me
cocklick by Professor Martin Fucktard February 13, 2009

Cockdocking 

To insert your penis tip in another guys foreskin.
That cockdocking guy has made some penises disappear in his foreskin.
Cockdocking by CnV October 15, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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