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Mootin' Cootin' 

Used to describe the effects in the mouth from smoking marijuana. Usually it is a very dry feeling that does not allow you to speak correctly.

AKA- Cotton Mouth
Ay brahhh pass dat whata... I haf mootin' cootin'!!
Mootin' Cootin' by penis420 August 4, 2011

Cooking Date 

A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.
I had a date with Tangi last night.

So how did your cooking date go?

It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.
Cooking Date by Starving Artist246 October 16, 2021

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.
Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

clam cooking 

Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.
Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.
clam cooking by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Google Cooking

Stealing baking and cooking pictures off Google and posting them as your own.
Rob Gover hasn't cooked since '03.

All he does is fucking Google Cooking.

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues 

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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