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The action of looking at a lady's cooter; vagina, in a lustful or perverted manner.
"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Just cootin' Jessica."
Cootin' by hotchick69_420 October 18, 2014
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Mootin' Cootin' 

Used to describe the effects in the mouth from smoking marijuana. Usually it is a very dry feeling that does not allow you to speak correctly.

AKA- Cotton Mouth
Ay brahhh pass dat whata... I haf mootin' cootin'!!
Mootin' Cootin' by penis420 August 4, 2011
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Nigga cootie war 

The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.
The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers
Nigga cootie war by Cooitiewar November 8, 2020
Doing whatever you do; with no urgency. // kicking back taking your time on things. // Just straight chilling.
Example 1:

I see a homie and he daps me and says "what's good homie" my response is "just coozin homie what's good?"

Example 2:

"Dude I coozed through that test."
Coozin by Daffy. August 7, 2015

Cookin' Lyte

when you're saucing up a girl , but you gotta keep it lowkey
" Aye yo i'm cookin' lyte with sharkquisha , keep it on the DL"
Cookin' Lyte by chipskylark July 30, 2016

coolin it 

(verb) a word depreived from the Mba culture, meaning to relax, calm ones self, make urself relaxed. It is not a very common phrase but can be heard in the regions of the Curley Library, SDR, and tech office.
Me: Hello Kenny, what are u doing this fine afternoon?
Kenny: Nuin much, just coolin it!
Me: I mean I guess. How are the sororities at Hopkins?
Kenny: I would def cool it with dem!

Kenny: Man, im not all for this childish debauchery. Ill just go in the corner and strait cool it.
coopin = cumming and pooping
stop coopin
coopin by fart af January 25, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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