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Are a series of photos and or videos documenting your new arrival. Photos and or videos of your baby bump.
Jessamine’s baby album has a few ultrasound photos and several bumpumentary photos of her two moonbeams.
by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021
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Is the quiet, discreet, well calculated and tactful move one goes about making money. Again not announcing it to the world for fear that someone will steal your idea and capitalize on it.
Man 1: I never thought David could come up an idea that would make him rich where he doesn’t have to work another day in his life.
Man 2: I guess that’s what happens when you have a well thought plan and don’t announce it to the world making a quiet money move(qmm) you’re bond to be successful.
by Starving Artist246 December 4, 2022
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A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.
I had a date with Tangi last night.

So how did your cooking date go?

It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.
by Starving Artist246 October 17, 2021
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Is the opposite of a spite man.

The boyfriend will opt more for the living together arrangement until he is ready to commit with the end result being marriage.
Darnell: Chance are you Cheri ever getting married?
Chance: I love her but I’m still not ready yet.
Darnell: Well your spite woman isn’t helping you.
Chance: You’re Cheri is the one I can’t live without.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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Is a boy a girl will use as bait to make her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend jealous by showing up at the same party or public place where he, his friends or family can witness this spectacle firsthand.

Seeing this spite boy with his girlfriend or “ex” will make him want her more. Her purpose is to keep her boyfriend interested or get her “ex” back.
Tony: I see Candi came to the party with Jerome.
Glen: That’s good for her. I’m glad. We broke up.
Tony: You know Jerome is her spite boy not her boo.
Glen: She still does look good. Maybe I’ll go say hi.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
by Starving Artist246 October 8, 2021
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The name given by the wife or girlfriend after she finds out about her husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from the bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky because after his wife found out she went all in during their divorce. I bet he wished he had messed around with that BBB.
by Starving Artist246 September 23, 2021
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