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cross-cooting
When two females rub their genitals together by interlocking their legs together.
See also scissoring
See also scissoring
cross-cooting by Poopyshit March 18, 2011
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Cooking Date
A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.
I had a date with Tangi last night.
So how did your cooking date go?
It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.
So how did your cooking date go?
It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.
Cooking Date by Starving Artist246 October 16, 2021
clam cooking
Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.
Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.
clam cooking by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Google Cooking
Google Cooking by Jizz Blaster 69 March 25, 2020
Coon/cooning
Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020
Haachama Cooking
A cooking channel that is YOUR source of the best food out there, you wont need any other cooking channel other than this one. See, I guarantee that by the end of the day you will start praying to the mentally insane girl (whom is Haachama) and chant "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING,HAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAMAHAACHAM-"
I guarantee, while making any of the dishes or writing an urban dictionary page you will go "what the hell I'm I doing? I'm I bloody high? why am I doing this to an ASMR stream named 'H'? "
I guarantee, while making any of the dishes or writing an urban dictionary page you will go "what the hell I'm I doing? I'm I bloody high? why am I doing this to an ASMR stream named 'H'? "
Person 2: "Hey Fread hows it going?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKIN-"
Person 2: "Are you okay Fread?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA-"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKING, HAACHAMA COOKIN-"
Person 2: "Are you okay Fread?"
Person 1: "HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA HAACHAMA-"
Haachama Cooking by gytbvhfurncjdienxksowmzlapq February 24, 2021
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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