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conford

Short for Connie.
A person who is in a "conford" mood... meaning, pissy.
Jeeze Connie is being really conford today.
by jerry chode May 20, 2010
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michael conforto

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.
Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?
by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017
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confodoma

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw
"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."
by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012
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Billy Conforto

The homoerotic, bus boy friend of Theo von.
he unfortunately ate a bunch of pills & drove into an embankment

R.I.P Billy Conforto
a buddy of mine, his name was billy conforto. he died from driving into an embankment
by Josh19 June 19, 2019
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conformatron

One who:
1) never expresses original thought and states the obvious
2) is a barometer for consensus

3) immediately does what others do to avoid any chance of embarrassment
4) does 1-4 irrespective of ethics or fault
The boss's conformatron is screwing us over

That conformatron is a tool

I feel like smacking my head off the table every time the conformatron speaks.

He couldn't help from laughing and rolling his eyes as the conformatron tried to play devil's advocate.
by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012
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Conforny

I want to bang this chick but she’s my best friends wife...I’m so conforny
by Ninoccccc September 7, 2019
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Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend
Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather
by Your real name321 December 14, 2020
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