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Comfortable 

Comfortable ..

As in

When someone touches you

Physically

Not spiritually

…

If your partner / lover for instance and you’re draped over them that would indicate the pure natural relationship between you … natural intimacy

What if that’s not your partner?

Someone slipping their arm around you and leaving it there ..

Maybe to gauge your reaction?

If shrugged off instantly ..

You’d take the hint ..

If allowed, maybe they would keep it there around your waist

The eyes meeting … would say a lot ..

Your allowance also telling

Also to anybody in the vicinity who may notice …

Twist of fate sometimes

You don’t mean to see something

It simply smacks you in the face

Twice …

lol the universe …

A message

Then

Making sure it’s loud and clear

…

A but like my …

Fuck you … and your definitions (that all need deleting)

Then I can stop the thumbs down marathons ….

Get a life instead …
Comfortable

Adding fuel to the fire

Lapping it up

Meow ..

comfordable 

When something is comfortable and affordable at the same time.
The shoes I bought today were very comfordable!
comfordable by Tyley May 2, 2010

comfortable 

what rich people call being rich
(in british accent) we're not rich, we're just comfortable.
comfortable by double dickfart February 13, 2019

Get comfortable 

The thing you do while waiting for GLaDOS to warm up the neurotoxin emmiters.
A morality core was implanted in GLaDOS’s mainframe when she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make her stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, when you remove the morality core, you should
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.

women in comfortable shoes 

Lesbian who is unconcerned about appearing feminine.
"Women's rugby teams are made up almost entirely of women in comfortable shoes."

comfortablest

My bed is the comfortablest.
comfortablest by Cassidy Jeslyn March 25, 2010
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