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A.K.A. Hell.
when i die, i hope to i go to heaven, not concordia.
Concordia by koli07 September 25, 2008
A village in the state of Kansas that has probably the most conservative, shallow-minded, bigot people ever...seriously. There is absolutely nothing to do and the people there usually have to adopt the ways of people around them and what they see on MTV in order to "stay cool". Don't move here unless you hate black and hispanics and love to be surrounded by white trash people who still think the "ipod" is a new thing.
Kyle: Hey man, I go to school in Cloud County, Kansas, where do you go?

John: Why the hell would you go there, dude?? Isn't that in Concordia??

Kyle: Fuck yeah it is! I wreckon the chicks are real hot and have tramp stamps.

John: Um wow, that was so 2001 that tramp stamps were in..now they are just trashy.
concordia by SOME RANDOM BODY May 30, 2009
Concordia is the Latin word for "harmony," literally "with (one) heart."
1. In Roman mythology, Concordia is the goddess of harmony.
2. 'Concordia' is the Latin name for the 'Book of Concord,' a compilation of Lutheran doctrinal statements.
3. As a place name, Concordia may indicate Lutheran involvement/settlement.
4. Concordia System of colleges, universities, seminaries of the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod, incl. Concordia College, Selma, AL; Concordia College, Bronxville, NY; Concordia Univ, Irvine, CA; Concordia Univ, Portland, OR; Concordia Univ, Ann Arbor, MI; Concordia Univ, River Forest, IL; Concordia Univ, St. Paul, MN; Concordia Univ, Austin, TX; Concordia Univ, Mequon, WI; Concordia Seminary, St. Louis, MO; Concordia Theo Seminary, Fort Wayne, IN; and the vastly superior Concordia Univ, Seward, NE.
5. Concordia Luth Seminary & Concordia Univ College, Edmonton, AB and Concordia Luth Theo Seminary, St. Catharines, ON, once part of the Concordia System, were inherited by Lutheran Church-Canada upon formation.
6. Concordia College, Moorhead, MN of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA).
7. Two Concordias in Australia are Lutheran grade schools, not universities.
8. Concordia College & University is a diploma mill with ever-changing headquarters that requires no attendance, no study, and will grant even your dog an advanced degree in approximately 12 hours.
9. Various independent Concordia institutions.
Ole: "What's the name of yer school?"
Lena: "I go to Concordia."
Ole: "Ya must be a Lutheran, then."
Lena: "Oh yeah, ya betcha!"
Concordia by Jared82CA June 14, 2013
An amazing,funny and crazy girl.

Tends to listen to music and supports family and friends. Peaceful but doesn't tolerate nonsense and fake people. Enjoys cooking and dancing.
It is unsual to find a girl called Concordia.
Concordia loves to eat chicken.
Concordia by 079 March 21, 2017

Concordia Lutheran High School 

A school where you WILL get sent home because of what kind of pants you are wearing, the classrooms are hotter than the depths of hell, you will get body slammed into a locker by an immature boy at some point (even if you don't know who it is), you will get a new rumor about you every week that even you didn't know was true, our principals motto Is "make good decisions" which is ironic, and you can hear the hissing of the Concordia student body from down the street.
Concordia Lutheran High School is the place you should never send your child

concordia high school 

A school flowing with excess garbage because all they did in elementary/middle school age (fyi, it was all one school) was argue over who would or wouldn't last in high school, or who was cool or who wasn't, when in reality most of them were garbage and only about 2 people from there were actually cool. People at concordia generally listen to trashy music, wear trashy clothes, and really learn way too much BS than what they will ever need to survive after finishing high school and college because they ride their teachers' tips to hard. With about 395 white people, 3 black people, and 2 hispanics, concordia kids think they're the shit when really they are ultimately a sorry school compared to the public school system because you will only know so few people compared to public schools and they are way less strict about what you wear and say.
matt asked me a week ago what weed was when i took him to a party. i felt so embarassed. it's because he goes to concordia high school.
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