conflooting

High conflooting language. Educated language with your edumucation

Where’d you get all this high conflooting language from?

by Meals on wheels July 14, 2019

conflarting

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.

I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.

by That's Baloney May 29, 2019

confronting

To face off a person with the intent to argue

Bitch I'm confronting you.

by Slimthic11 July 19, 2017

Conflicting Bullshits

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!

Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.

by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010

Conflicting Sportswear

The act of wearing two different sports brands as part of the same outfit.

Conflicting Sportswear is like wearing Adidas Bottoms and a Ralf Aramani tshirt

by Bobby Sheffield May 30, 2013

Conflicting appropriation

when someone appropriates their own culture for attention and monetary gain. In contrasts to sell outs they are selling in. They are selling goods, particularly through the media, within their culture for a profit. They have little interests in their personal lives. They will normally end up marrying outside their race and living outside their community. However, they believe they are making a positive in their community. Instead they are sending conflicting messages.

Donald and Jordan are not aware of their conflicting appropriation. They want to bring awareness to racial issues through entertainment. Yet they show little interest in their personal life.

by Saharah Niles June 21, 2022

confooming

When a palm tree and a banana tree make an apple

I was once out in the garden then realize that I was confooming and achieved an apple. Or should it be a sexual thing?

by Red fries January 30, 2024