conflarting 

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.

I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.

conflarting by That's Baloney May 29, 2019

conflurping 

A number of tiny, scattered references that indirectly add up to create a trending idea or belief of something.

Though the marketers never made the claim directly, through the persistent conflurping about the product, both online and elsewhere, the public began to associate its use with a variety of health benefits.

conflurping by Act_Normally April 11, 2019

Conflicting Bullshits 

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!

Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.

Conflicting Bullshits by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010

cofarting 

When u fart in unison.

Person1: Yo I just farted

Person2: Me too man!

Person3: You two are cofarting

cofarting by ALC2 December 5, 2015

comflirting 

When your comforting someone and flirting

random dude: hey, its alright, its ok, btw your cute
girl: wtf your not slick stop flirting
rd: im not flirting.... ˇdramatically flips headˇ im comflirting

comflirting by Ima rock lol February 28, 2017

Confurting 

Confurting is to change one's religious faith or other beliefs to the man of a fucking furry that briefly terrify me.

Furry: Nigga in confurting distance

Nigga: Da Fuck

2 hours later

Nigga be a furry

Confurting by The Shovel Colonel December 22, 2019

Conflating

They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).

Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."

A retard "I don't care!"

Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"

Conflating by Hym Iam March 5, 2024