badly

wants something with all your heart

if you want something very badly set it free

by English learner July 9, 2007

Badly Made Kebab

Over protruding labia from the female genitalia.

I was going down for a taste of the honey, but her pussy looked like a badly made kebab

by damase July 18, 2010

BADLY WRAPPED KEBAB

A fanny hole that has seen so many cocks that the insides hang out. Not a pretty site!

I slept with Kevin Ryans mrs last night, she had a Badly Wrapped Kebab the dirty slag.

by Az November 22, 2003

badly packed taco

Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.

"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

badly good

When something is particuarly impressive, when it surpasses a simple 'that's good'. Possibly derived from the inner city of Peterborough, UK.

"hey man, what did you think of that band tonight?"
"yeh man, they were really badly good"

by butrous April 10, 2009

Badly Packed Kebab

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

by FatBob May 15, 2003

badly stuffed kebab

A womans vagina that is rather ragged and large with misc bits hanging off it. Urggh

Oooh everybody can see my "badly stuffed" kebab - Jade Goody

by Darkedge August 14, 2003