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condustry 

An entire "industry" that revolves solely around a con. Usually to catch investor rubes, and part with their money. Delivering only vaporware and things that look like the real thing to the untrained eye, but are complete scams to everyone with a clue.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.
Sam Friedman-Alt: Have you heard of my new cryptocoin?
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*
condustry by Evi1M4chine September 10, 2025
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coundustrial 

The tricky act of mixing country and industrial decorating styles. This style of decor was invented by a cool chick on the northern Oregon Coast, who has talent for mixing the absurd in decor. She just thinks it's okay to color out of the lines. And so, she does. FYI-throwing a couple of creepy things into the mix makes it even more interesting.
Chrome & aluminum, mixed with old tins, dark hardwood floors. Wainscoting and metallic paint above it. 1950's aluminum cookie jars are a good example of coundustrial. They were the industrial look at the time, but are now old enough to be considered a country accent.
coundustrial by havah May 26, 2013
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confustrated 

a mix of confused and frustrated, which often come together
"I can't make sense of this manual - I'm so confustrated."
confustrated by bodhilicious1 August 17, 2008

Condustrum 

A fake disease used as an excuse for people who don't want to go out with their friends.
Person (A): Wanna hang out tomorrow afternoon?

Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.
Condustrum by Shexy Boi October 2, 2014

[confustrated] 

When your so confused. Oftenly used by texting
In a text
Sue: hey do u wana g 2 the mall l8r
Blondie: sure
Sue: kk Ill pick u up at 6
Blondie:no i g2g2 a dentist at 5
Sue: r u sure cause if u come jack will leave and if jack leaves Stephanie and Ryan will totaly come and then jen will leave and i invited her out of pitty.
Blondie: wait I'm confustrated.
[confustrated] by chutzpah August 20, 2008

Confustrated 

Being both confused and frustrated at the same time can often lead to confustration.
You make me so confustrated and it's just not fair.

You're confustrating. One minute you love me and then you don't the next.
Confustrated by Molliers May 31, 2015

Condusrf 

Feeling Condusrfed is when you are too tired and confused to spell properly and no one can understand you.
I no nont ow it herpand .

Dude, wat are you saying? I have no clue!
Sorry man, I'm condusrf today. Can't figure it out.
Condusrf by MommyGeek September 6, 2016
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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