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Condustrum 

A fake disease used as an excuse for people who don't want to go out with their friends.
Person (A): Wanna hang out tomorrow afternoon?

Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.
Condustrum by Shexy Boi October 2, 2014
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condundrum 

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.
We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!
condundrum by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

parallel of the condundrum 

Something to compare something else, as well as emphasising a point
You must circle in black and white, as this GCSE revision is the parallel of the condundrum in your life! - said the teacher

ConunTrump 

When a person, usually a male, in a position of power to commit sexual assault, or their supporters, commit sexual assaults, or support those in positions of powers despite the fact that the person in power bragged about committing sexual assault, and/or support persons of power who have been accused of sexual assault.
Well, Trump bragged about how great it is to grab women by their pussies, supports a Supreme Court nominee who is alleged to have grabbed at least one person by the pussy, and the Trump Party still supports the man who bragged about grabbing pussies, and the man who was accused of grabbing at least one woman's pussy. That is quite a conunTrump.
ConunTrump by Maugwort Halfmad October 3, 2018

condustry 

An entire "industry" that revolves solely around a con. Usually to catch investor rubes, and part with their money. Delivering only vaporware and things that look like the real thing to the untrained eye, but are complete scams to everyone with a clue.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.
Sam Friedman-Alt: Have you heard of my new cryptocoin?
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*
condustry by Evi1M4chine September 10, 2025
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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