Condustrum

A fake disease used as an excuse for people who don't want to go out with their friends.

Person (A): Wanna hang out tomorrow afternoon?

Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.

by Shexy Boi October 2, 2014

condundrum

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.

We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

parallel of the condundrum

Something to compare something else, as well as emphasising a point

You must circle in black and white, as this GCSE revision is the parallel of the condundrum in your life! - said the teacher

by GeorgeFromTFM March 7, 2023

ConunTrump

When a person, usually a male, in a position of power to commit sexual assault, or their supporters, commit sexual assaults, or support those in positions of powers despite the fact that the person in power bragged about committing sexual assault, and/or support persons of power who have been accused of sexual assault.

Well, Trump bragged about how great it is to grab women by their pussies, supports a Supreme Court nominee who is alleged to have grabbed at least one person by the pussy, and the Trump Party still supports the man who bragged about grabbing pussies, and the man who was accused of grabbing at least one woman's pussy. That is quite a conunTrump.

by Maugwort Halfmad October 3, 2018

condustry

An entire "industry" that revolves solely around a con. Usually to catch investor rubes, and part with their money. Delivering only vaporware and things that look like the real thing to the untrained eye, but are complete scams to everyone with a clue.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.

Sam Friedman-Alt: Have you heard of my new cryptocoin?
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*

by Evi1M4chine September 10, 2025