Definitions by Evi1M4chine
CSO
Chief Savings Officer(s).
A term coined by Zohran Mamdani, for somebody employed specifically to make sure a government agency doesn’t go over budget, finds savings, and is as careful with the money as you are with yours, because after all *it is your money*!
A term coined by Zohran Mamdani, for somebody employed specifically to make sure a government agency doesn’t go over budget, finds savings, and is as careful with the money as you are with yours, because after all *it is your money*!
ZM: So we actually created something called “Chief Savings Officers”, for the first time; where we had in every single agency and department.
JS: Oh, sure, CSOs!
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ZM: And the CSOs… They found about 1.7 billion dollars of savings across city government, and they’re actually going to continue that work. — Zohran Mamdani
JS: Oh, sure, CSOs!
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ZM: And the CSOs… They found about 1.7 billion dollars of savings across city government, and they’re actually going to continue that work. — Zohran Mamdani
CSO by Evi1M4chine July 25, 2026
Israel tactic
A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
Israel tactic by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
condustry
An entire "industry" that revolves solely around a con. Usually to catch investor rubes, and part with their money. Delivering only vaporware and things that look like the real thing to the untrained eye, but are complete scams to everyone with a clue.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.
Like everything Elon Musk has ever involved in. Like crypto bros, "AI" bros, fusion bros, perovskite solar bros, etc.
Sam Friedman-Alt: Have you heard of my new cryptocoin?
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*
Sam Altman-Fried: Dude, it’s 2025! "AI" is the biggest condustry of the decade now! Get with the times!
Elon Musk: *starts to cry in irrelevance*
condustry by Evi1M4chine September 10, 2025
deconstructed dinner
When you’re so tired, you can’t cook, and just eat all the ingredients by themselves, one after the other.
Cause it makes it sound fancy, and if you can’t be happy, you can at least be funny.
Cause it makes it sound fancy, and if you can’t be happy, you can at least be funny.
X: I had a four-course deconstructed dinner yesterday.
Y: Fancy! What restaurant did you go to? The Fat Duck?
X: None. I had a can of corn. Followed by some ajvar I ate with bread. Then I was still hungry and ate an old can of meat. With a spring onion I found in the fridge. … 😆Basically a deconstructed chili. … XD … (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
Y: I feel ya. Still better than what I had for dinner. What do we even work for? No time anymore, and still no money.
Y: Fancy! What restaurant did you go to? The Fat Duck?
X: None. I had a can of corn. Followed by some ajvar I ate with bread. Then I was still hungry and ate an old can of meat. With a spring onion I found in the fridge. … 😆Basically a deconstructed chili. … XD … (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
Y: I feel ya. Still better than what I had for dinner. What do we even work for? No time anymore, and still no money.
deconstructed dinner by Evi1M4chine September 7, 2025
AI’d
Alternative: to AI.
Something that got turned into something an “AI” would make, or acting like an “AI”.
Like drawing letters that don’t exist, talking like “AI”, confidently saying the wildest nonsense, putting glue on your pizza, stuffing your room with crap so it looks way overly detailed, having a baby with six toes, … that sort of stuff.
Something that got turned into something an “AI” would make, or acting like an “AI”.
Like drawing letters that don’t exist, talking like “AI”, confidently saying the wildest nonsense, putting glue on your pizza, stuffing your room with crap so it looks way overly detailed, having a baby with six toes, … that sort of stuff.
1) LOL, YouTube recommended this to me because I watched a video about REDHEADS!
That’s right! It saw “reheat”, and AI’d it into “redhead”!
Go home YouTube! You’re drunk! 🤣
2) I swear, her room got AI’d! She had more stuffed animals in there than a toy factory! And each of them held a tiny random trinket!
3) B: Seven toes and three belly buttons? Are you even human anymore? Your foot got AI’d!
A: Wonderful question, sir! — Now you’re really getting to the heart of things! You truly are an imaginative genius!
B: Goddamn it, I’ve never even seen a statement that got AI’d that much!
That’s right! It saw “reheat”, and AI’d it into “redhead”!
Go home YouTube! You’re drunk! 🤣
2) I swear, her room got AI’d! She had more stuffed animals in there than a toy factory! And each of them held a tiny random trinket!
3) B: Seven toes and three belly buttons? Are you even human anymore? Your foot got AI’d!
A: Wonderful question, sir! — Now you’re really getting to the heart of things! You truly are an imaginative genius!
B: Goddamn it, I’ve never even seen a statement that got AI’d that much!
AI’d by Evi1M4chine September 4, 2025
Israeling
to Israel / Israeling / being Israeled
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
Israeling by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
schütteres Rohr
Impotenz. Gemeint ist Impotenz.
Kurzfristige, nach zuviel Sex & Drogen, oder medizinische.
Genau so wie schütteres Haar das Gegenteil von vollem Haar ist.
Kurzfristige, nach zuviel Sex & Drogen, oder medizinische.
Genau so wie schütteres Haar das Gegenteil von vollem Haar ist.
Sie: Besorgst du’s mir nochmal?
Er: Tut mir Leid… Ich bin total platt von Gestern… Ich hab schütteres Rohr. :(
Er: Tut mir Leid… Ich bin total platt von Gestern… Ich hab schütteres Rohr. :(
schütteres Rohr by Evi1M4chine January 10, 2025